Sep 18, 2014
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  1. baby: d-d...d
  2. dad: what are you trying to say daddy?!???
  3. baby: d-d...
  4. baby: DRUGS GIMME DRUGS GIMME DRUGS I DON'T NEED IT BUT I'LL SELL WHAT YOU GOT TAKE THE CASH AND I'LL KEEP IT-
  5. dad: fuck. it's a killjoy.
Sep 18, 2014
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beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

image

look they’re like little mittens

(via erynnee)

Sep 18, 2014
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religiousmom:

The only joke my mom ever made was me

(Source: ttity, via erynnee)

Sep 16, 2014
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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni, via alltimepiercetheromance)

Sep 16, 2014
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Anonymous asked: What's the pacer test? D:

passionateless:

kada-bura:

oh god.

The pacer is a test in gym class/PE that brings a shiver of despair down the spine of any unfortunate soul who has gone through it before. And it’s usually done at least once a year. 

Students line up on one side of the gym, eyeing nervously the painted line before the opposite wall that will decide their fate. The teacher hits play on the stereo and a cheery woman’s voice echoes through the gymnasium. fuck that woman’s happy demeanor. She explains the rules as the kids wait anxiously. Get to the other line before the beep plays. Simple enough, right?

"Ready? Begin!" she calls, and the gut wrenching ‘beep!’ plays after.

The kids awkwardly half jog to the other line, with about 3 or 4 seconds before the next beep. Each time the horrendous noise plays they run back and forth to the lines. “Level one, complete” she says, as to pat you on the back for what little victory you’ve achieved.

Not bad, the kids think. But then comes level 2. level 3. With each interval the time between the beeps shorten, and you’re running as fast as you can to the other line. Your foot hits it, you pivot, the beep plays, youre running again. Your lungs burn, your throat is sore, your heart is on the verge of an attack. No rest. No mercy.

A girl is the first to crawl over to the instructor, defeated. Seeing one has fallen, other students begin to follow since “at least theyre not the first ones out”. Clutching their chests they bail out of the test. One girls crying. You can’t tell if the boy on the gym floor is alive or not. Three kids left for the water fountain and still havent made it back. 

And then, the fallen sit there, watching the myths, the legends, the kids who have made it past 100 laps. 120. 150. When they finally collapse a cheer erupts from the students. Theyre heroes.

But the excitement only lasts for so long as the next round of nervous kids line up, who opted to go in the second wave and prolong their torture. The womans voice kicks back up. The beep plays. The cycle continues. 

Also know as
The beep test

Sep 16, 2014
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bottomlouisstan:

remember when louis’ teammates forgot that louis isn’t openly gay

bottomlouisstan:

remember when louis’ teammates forgot that louis isn’t openly gay

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Sep 16, 2014
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clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

(via erynnee)

Sep 16, 2014
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lookhowishineforyou:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

"And all guys who take AP classes and play sports are tasteful &great respectful young men"

lookhowishineforyou:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

"And all guys who take AP classes and play sports are tasteful &great respectful young men"

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Sep 14, 2014
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channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

(Source: , via controvrsial)

Sep 14, 2014
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delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

image

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

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